Work in Progress


Fill In The Blanks For 2010
December 31, 2009, 9:51 am
Filed under: reflections, Uncategorized | Tags: , ,

Photo via We Heart It

At the dawn of each year, in the fresh air of each new resolution season, my head hums half the time with a line from an old Paul Simon song: “The thought that life could be better is woven indelibly into our hearts and our brains.”

The other half of the time, my head is spinning an old Beatles line: “Let it be.”

For many of us, resolution season throbs with those competing intuitions.

On the one hand, fellow slobs, you and I know that life could indeed be better if we just applied a little more mind and muscle.

The body, the spirit, the bank account. Those are not quite up to par, along with—let’s be frank—certain work habits.

How many more years do we have to get it together? If not this January, when?

On the other hand, my fellow sojourning souls, whenever “Let It Be” is playing loudly in my brain, I hear the truth of that tranquil mantra. I know then that the only thing that needs improvement is our ability to accept life as it is, ourselves as we are.

In those moments, I know that the only resolution required for a truly improved new year would be to stop striving and resolving.

Look at the word closely. Resolve. Re-solve.

With our interminable resolutions, we’re trying to solve, again and again, the thing that cannot be solved, which is the eternal mystery and mess of life itself.

Yes, fellow perfect souls, anything you’d resolve today is a version of something you resolved before, so why not just accept that you’ll always have an issue with your body, your spirit and your bank account?

Eventually my brain always lowers the volume on “Let It Be” and cranks up that Paul Simon song.

Let the fully enlightened among us, all four of them, languish in the perfection of what is. I need January.

To help pursue a better life, I’ve decided that I’m going to use the following resolutions form this year.

It’s based on the premise that the most successful resolutions are specific. Each entry asks for one, and only one, answer. If you accomplish all of these you will be entitled forevermore to let yourself be.

One thing I will learn:

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One place I will go:

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One physical habit I will break:

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One physical habit I will cultivate:

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One mental habit I will break:

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One mental habit I will cultivate:

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One relationship I’ll repair:

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One work habit I will change:

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One thing I’ll throw out:

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A second thing I’ll throw out:

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One thing I’ll eat more often:

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One thing I’ll eat less:

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One thing I’ll drink more:

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One thing I’ll drink less:

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One overdue e-mail I’ll send, or overdue phone call I’ll make:

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One resentment I’ll get over:

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One person I’ll treat more respectfully:

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One thing I’ll spend less money on:

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One other change I’ll make in my finances:

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One thing I’ll spend less time doing:

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And a thing I’ll spend more time doing:

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One resolution I’ve made before but will honour this time because I really do believe that with a little effort life can be better:

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Famous, Fabulous
December 22, 2009, 7:15 am
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I realize that I’ve been doing an awful lot of whining and complaining here lately. So can we please just take a moment to talk about how amazing Kate Hudson looks in this month’s issue of Harper’s Bazaar?

Photo Credit: Peter Lindbergh

Of all the shots though,  it is this photo that epitomizes why I love her (and so think we’d totally be best friends, in real life). Just her, being goofy, with her kid, in Katz’s Deli wearing some totally fabulous dress. She’s the kind of person I can’t help but always want to root for, ever since those Almost Famous days…

Oh, I can’t wait to see Nine.



“I’m a cotton headed ninny muggins!”
December 21, 2009, 9:31 pm
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Another of our infamous office Christmas parties has come and gone. As always, it was a fun evening with my co-workers. We love an opportunity to get glammed up and go out on the town.  This year’s Casino Royale themed soirée did not disappoint. I definitely drank my share of dirty martinis- leading me to  somehow (rather miraculously) find enough stamina to stay out far later than I should have. This obviously did nothing to help stop that irritating little tickle in my throat from turning into a full-fledged flu, rendering me completely useless for the rest of the weekend.

So here it is.  It’s Monday, a mere three sleeps until Christmas eve. I’m beyond under the weather and completely unprepared. Work is mental and the big day is almost here. I’m exhausted, stressed to the max and on top of feeling like absolute hell, my voice is almost non existent and I have a cough that won’t quit.  No amount of salt water gargling seems to be able to fix it. I have presents to buy, which will also need to be wrapped at some point, and getting out of bed today was rather challenging in itself. I couldn’t feel more overwhelmed tonight. I would give absolutely anything for December to slow the eff down. I’d just like to be able to enjoy the holidays.

Since it’s almost bed time and I can’t do anything about any of this tonight,  I’m going to take a deep breath, put Elf on my tv (again) and TRY to relax. Positive thoughts, positive thoughts, son of a b…



A Tribute To The Knifefighter
December 18, 2009, 6:09 am
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Mark Regimbal.

Some time praying mantis.

Part time bully. Full time friend.

Always one to keep people guessing, Mark also has a serious knack for finding shocking material which he then uses to post frequent cringe-worthy entries on his blog. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Click that link at your own risk.

There’s a hell of a lot I could say about my friend Mark Regimbal, but I think it can really all be summed up in just three words:

He is rad.

Wishing you a very happy birthday today, Mark.



Heart Shaped Bruises
December 15, 2009, 9:11 pm
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Photo via Walk on the Wild Side

I’m sipping on weight loss tea this evening. I’m secretly hoping that it will somehow counteract the shortbread I couldn’t say no to this morning. Who is the asshole that left a box of shortbread on the table in the lunch room at work today, anyway? Don’t they know I’m stressed out and shortbread is my Christmas kryptonite?

I can’t believe it’s the middle of December already! Where has the last month gone?

At some point, I suppose I should start my Christmas shopping. I always do this. Last minute Lucy. It’s my version of living on the edge. I’ve also completely dropped the ball on the Christmas card situation this year. I didn’t feel entirely guilty until I pulled the most adorable, little holiday card with a photo of a koala bear inside out of my mailbox. It was from my favourite pseudo Australians. Now I feel like a jackass.

In order to get through the next couple of weeks at work (which are bound to be absolutely insane,) I’ve decided that this will be my mantra:

Photo via Etsy

I’m serious.



Holly Jolly Weekend
December 14, 2009, 9:37 pm
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After a pretty intense last month or so with very few quiet nights in, I was very much looking forward to a mellow, low key weekend in the valley. Thankfully, that’s just what I got.

On Saturday morning,  I set out with the fam (including our adorable, little cousins) to our favourite Christmas tree farm in Fort Langley. We have a great family tradition of  tree hunting at the Dogwood Christmas Tree Farm. The conditions this year couldn’t have been better. Snowflakes fell from the sky and landed on our noses. Christmas carols played on the speaker system throughout the property. We scoped out the perfect trees, cut ‘em down and then enjoyed candy canes, plus cups of hot chocolate and apple cider while we warmed up by the fire. I have to say, the tree we chose this year is particularly perfect.

Last night it was time to decorate. Decorating the family tree is definitely one of my favourite holiday traditions. In fact, I get kinda Monica Geller-esque when it comes time to pull out the ornaments. Thus, I was in charge while my Dad passed out bottles of Granville Island Winter Ale. Mom helped with the lights and directed me in my bow placement as I entertained the crowd (aka sang aloud to carols, danced and took a verbal walk down memory lane with each decoration I pulled out of the box).

Three more sleeps until the BFF lands in Vancouver. I couldn’t be more excited to see him.



Midnight At The Glamour Show
December 12, 2009, 3:55 pm
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She emerged onto the pop music scene as a mysterious chanteuse wearing gigantic dark sunglasses and rectangular football-player shoulder pads before “Just Dance” dominated the music charts. Now the world has fallen charmed to Lady Gaga’s quirky brand of unavoidable pop and homemade glittery costumes. Gaga possesses a highly sexualized, artistic vision. She is not merely a pop singer; she perceives herself as a modern-day Andy Warhol, a walking, talking, pantless 24-hour art project. Conquering the pop world is merely phase one of a campaign to dominate fashion, film and art.

Lady Gaga’s Monster Ball Tour steamrolled through Vancouver this week in all its electro-pop, disco infused glory for three consecutive sold out shows.  Kristina, Deanna and I were beyond pumped to join all the glamour boys and glitter girls for the Thursday night edition.

The pre-show scene outside the Queen Elizabeth Theatre was what you might imagine. A sea of blonde, pink and blue-wig-wearing Lady Gaga imitators, loaded up with face glitter, thunder bolt eye makeup, oversized shades, masks and the occasional makeshift light-up “disco stick.” There were record breaking numbers of shirtasasdress.com offenders. In fact, we lost count of the actual total lady bits sightings because it was happening so frequently. Many people in the crowd seemed very pleased to have a chance to bust out the hairspray and heels and get their collective freak on. It was truly people watching at its finest. As always, the girls and I were loving it.

At the center of this spectacle is Lady Gaga herself-with the kind of trademark sexually charged, inuendo and profanity-laced performance that has vaulted her to superstardom. Lady Gaga is more than just a shiny pop package. She’s a phenomenal performer with a myriad of tricks up her haute coutured sleeves.

The show itself was immaculately choreographed and visually stunning.  Her set was raucous and racy and I’m quite sure that it featured almost as many costume changes as songs. What really sets Gaga apart from the masses of lip-synching Britney clones and wannabes is her pure musical talent. She’s the real deal. The Lady can sing…(and dance and play piano)…hell, she can even smoke cigarettes on stage, apparently.

What’s most fascinating about Gaga is her ability to be just strange enough in the very shiny pop music world where she thrives. She can perform, banter and rile the crowd up like the best of ‘em. But more importantly, she challenges her audience just enough to make her that much edgier than other pop tarts out there. She’s innovative. She’s doing things that nobody has done before and it’s refreshing.

Having been to more than my share of concerts over the years, I have to  say that Gaga’s Monster Ball was one of the absolute best I’ve experienced. Hands down, unreal.




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